From The White House

I've been spending the last couple weeks or so getting important information, papers and special instructions together for the transition. Important information such as the owner's manual for the plasma TV in the Treaty Room. And then there's the universal remote, that's near impossible to figure out. Nate, one of my secret service guys, is always helping me out with that one. I don't know if he'll still be here after the transition, so they'll need those instructions too. When the batteries run out, the whole thing needs reprogramming.