From The White House

Hey, I heard a really funny joke the other day. It goes like this...

Hillary Clinton is sworn in as President.

First order of business is she disposes of Bill and spends her first night as president alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this.

First Night
The ghost of George Washington appears to her.
Hillary asks, 'President Washington, how can I best serve my country?'

Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'

Second Night
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.
Hillary asks, 'President Jefferson, how can I best serve my country?'

Jefferson says, 'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh!' Says Hillary, 'I really don't want to do that.'

Third Night
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.
Hillary asks, 'President Lincoln, how can I best serve my country?'

Lincoln says, 'Go to the Theater.'
W