Pelosi’s Got Man Hands
Wow! What a grip she’s got! She’d probably give a great backrub. I think I’m gonna be calling her up sometime soon. A lot of times I’ll judge someone by their handshake. And Pelosi’s got a good one. That’s for sure. Not at all like Hillary Clinton’s. Hope I never have to touch that one again. Cold and clammy and darn right slimy. Who knows where it’s been!

Pelosi’s OK I guess. She kind of looks like she could be Laura’s older, smarter and more experienced sister. If you know what I mean. ; )
I like her meaty grip. Those beefy hands really impressed me. Regular ham hocks. I’m gonna call her 'Man-hands' from now on.

