From The White House

As you are aware, I am against cloning of the human species. Of any kind. One-hundred percent. But dogs are another matter. You can get your pet cloned in this country as we speak. For about thirty-grand, you can get your dog or cat cloned! But I got to thinking that I’d not only like to get my dog cloned, but get him ‘Super-Sized’ while they’re at it!

So here’s my new dog, ‘Super-Barney!’ Yes, I wanted another Barney, our black Scottish Terrier, but one the size of a St. Bernard. Now that’s something! Of course, I would have preferred to clone Spot, our English Springer Spaniel, but he died before we found out about pet cloning. I highly recommend this pet cloning. Make sure to ask about the ‘Super-Size’ option. And tell them ‘Dubya’ sent you!